The True Story
Here's just a small tidbit of information about the man, the myth, the legend: Whitt Johnsen.
The epic tale of Whitt Johnsen has its roots in the small town of Lynchburg, Virginia. At an early age, Whitt set off on a quest to master all available computer technology. He completed the task quickly and with such ease that it has been questioned whether he is actually part computer himself. This is quite the accomplishment, seeing as how he is only a freshman in college and has not quite decided yet what his major will be. His hobbies include butterfly hunting, fly fishing, disco dancing and moonlit strolls through Colonial Williamsburg.