Professor Fisher gets the Raft

In a dazzling display of erudition, wit, bon-mots, inuendo, sarcastic asides, and occasional pandering, Professor Fisher saved History (somehow lumped with the Social Sciences) from its isolation on the island, thereby condemning the rest of the Humanities and the Sciences to a slow, drawn-out death of sunburn and probable cannibalism. The audience with thunderous applause - and few qualms it seems - chose to save the Social Sciences. Kudos to Andy!